Don’t Forget About Zombie Safety On Thanksgiving!

This is one I can’t resist re-blogging. I love it.

The Return of the Modern Philosopher

ZombiesAs Thanksgiving approaches, Modern Philosophers, it is very easy to let down our guard as the Holiday Spirit consumes us and we consume large quantities of food.

The Maine Department For Safety Against Zombies and The Maine Zombie Census Bureau have asked me to remind you that Thanksgiving is the second most dangerous Holiday for Zombie attacks (St. Patrick’s Day holds the top spot on the list).

Andrew Nicotero, Director of the Safety Against Zombies Department,  stopped by The House on the Hill today to share a few simple things that you can do to keep yourself from becoming a Zombie’s Thanksgiving Feast.

“Burn your leftovers,” Nicotero stated as we enjoyed a Snapple at the dining room table.  “We’re not sure why, but Zombies are wicked attracted to turkey carcasses, stuffing, and gravy.  They love gravy.  Maine Zombie Hunters actually use big tubs of it to attract Zombie herds when…

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