“I had the strangest dream last night.”

I was in my bathroom trying to go pee, hey, it’s better than saying piss, right?  I’m having a hard enough time as it is, turning on the faucet hoping it will somehow send a telepathic message to my bladder to let go, then…out of nowhere…

Sheldon is outside, knocking on the door repeatedly and calling my name.  Strange.

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