Yup, if my cat could speak, that’s exactly what he’d say.
You think I’m lying?
My cat has devised an escape plan. You see, I have a dog too and “Fritz” knows that when I get up to take the dog out that’s THE moment.
After I walk out, I imagine he saunters to the door, sits and waits…patiently…knowingly that I’ll have the dog leash in one hand and the doorknob in the other. Yes, somehow he figured out I have only two useable hands, so he doesn’t run as if he’s afraid I’ll catch him because he knows I won’t, so he just strolls along, with his tail in the air, swinging to and fro, proud of himself, I assume.
Sometimes, he may even take a moment to look back, and I’m sure he’s thinking it, ‘That’s right. I own you.’
Damn Right! That’s what my own cat would say! Hey, if you like to laugh come check out my blog and laugh at me and my life of crime, (former) and my life now putting it all back together again.
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Aww man…you had me at “life of crime”. I’m going to check it out right now.
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I was the Stupidest Criminal Ever dude!
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A smart criminal, isn’t that an oxymoron? 🙂
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Ouch
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Like my Wife always told me, “Women are much smarter than men.” Once again, I have been put aright by a woman.
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Thank you for re-blogging my post! My first!
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I thought you deserved it. Did you ever see “American History X” – one of my favorite movies of all times.
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I saw the first part and had to stop. I personally know dozens of men like that. I just couldn’t deal with it. But I did hear it was good. Perhaps sometime I’ll watch it.
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That ‘straight and narrow path” has cliffs on each side, sometimes it’s difficult to keep your balance, and sometimes you fall, but I always believe we can crawl our way back, but only if we choose to. Posts that make me think are worthy of re-blogs.in my book…
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Very funny and real! Cat’s seem to have their own way of communicating like no other animal, and that is why I don’t own one. lol
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Yeah, they seem to have a sixth sense. Maybe that’s why “witches” choose black cats. They do have a personality all their own, dark and mysterious. That’s what I see when I look into his big green eyes, before he head butts me, of course. 🙂
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