“In the Event of my Death…” Written by lisalabelle2014 I’m actually given the opportunity to say what I want on my tombstone. Here it is folks. Advertisements Share this:TwitterFacebookGoogleLike this:Like Loading... Related 7 thoughts on ““In the Event of my Death…”” Every tombstone has tiny fine print at the bottom that reads, “Screwed in death as in life: This burial cost the deceased’s family $17, 624, all told. May their dying credit rest in peace.” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply I prefer a can full of gas and a match, after they’ve harvested all my viable organs, of course. They should knock 50% off every burial just for that. LikeLike Reply Man, I wish. Why not donate your body to science? That way you can get poked and prodded by one more single doctor before calling it a day. *rimshot LikeLiked by 1 person I just had a Sam Kinison flashback. He did this routine about him being dead and attacked by a necrophiliac. Sorry about that. LikeLike The image of Sam Kinison nekkid was far more disturbing than the necrophilia reference. *shudder* LikeLiked by 1 person You are just too funny! I guess this is why we say rest in peace. 🙂 LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Aww..thanks. You’re sweet. 🙂 LikeLike Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email.