“Such a Tease”

I had a dream last night I found a checkbook on the sidewalk outside my house.  The checks were blank, but they were signed by get this…Bill Gates.  I was like, “Yes!  Jackpot!”  So, I wrote one out for cash and took it to the bank.  The teller looks at me and says, “I’m sorry ma’am, but I can’t cash this due to insufficient funds.”  What?  Of course, they belonged to a Bill Gates living a couple blocks down the street just as broke as me.  Yup, I’m the unluckiest bitch in the world.

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