“Who Wears the Pants in the Family?”

A husband and wife were arguing over where they were going for their tenth anniversary.  She wanted to go to the beach and he wanted to go to the mountains.

After much bickering, her husband grabbed a pair of his pants and handed them to her.  “Put these on.” he said.

“I can’t wear those,” she replied.  “they’re too big.”

“That’s right.  because I wear the pants in the family.”

In response, she took a pair of her panties and told him to put them on.

“I can’t get into those.” he said.

“That’s right, and if you want to get into them again, we’ll go to the beach.”

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